Spice Up Your Speech!
Punchlines and one-liners for every occasion
By Tony Hansford
How many times have you listened to a hilarious after-dinner speech and thought, "I must remember that joke!" Of course, you always forget it. Tony Hansford has been collecting those elusive one-liners and other titbits which seasoned speakers have been using for decades and in this compilation volume he covers the following topics:
AGE, ARMED FORCES. BEING POSITIVE, BOOKS, CAREER, CLOTHES, DOCTOR & HEALTH, DRINK, FOOD, HOW & WHY, ETHNIC, LOVE & MARRIAGE, MANAGEMENT, MONEY MATTERS, MUSIC, PEOPLE, PROFOUND QUOTATIONS, RELIGION, SEX, SLANG, SMOKING, SPEECHES, SPORT, TRAVEL and UNLUCKY SITUATIONS.
An example from Armed Forces:
An officer in a war zone, reviewing newly arrived Australian troops says to one, 'Hello soldier, did you come up here to die?'
'No sir, I came with the advance party yesterdie.'
Humour aside the book will be an essential item for anyone who has to attend meetings, functions and social events.
Key Features
The only low cost humour source for speechmaking.